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"I like 'em attentive and I like 'em in control"

Go DJ!

OK, fine. The dog is probably not doing scratching on its own, but sometimes it's nice to just watch a video without actually analyzing every little thing. And its entertaining to watch a dog scratch something other than his ears.

One thing is for sure: this Frenchie has his Dog DJ swagg down. So nonchalant. He probably doesn't take requests.

Enjoy!

Girl are you ready to glow in the dark?

A fragrance industry veteran, J.Lo's is releasing her 18th scent since debuting Glow in 2002 - in case you are keeping count.

Glowing, a scent that she describes as an "evolution" of her first fragrance. According to Women's Wear Daily, Glowing is a floral woody amber that has notes of bergamot, mandarin and cypress along with sandalwood, vanilla and cashmere musk, amongst other tantalizing oils.

And what better way to promote the perfume than with a sexy ad. Naturally, Jen strips naked and poses with a... glowing orb thing. No perfume bottle. Just a glowing ring-shaped thing...

The perfume, which comes in a bottle that literally glows, will launch in the United States this May and will be sold exclusively in Kohl's Department Stores.

pass the dutchie on the left hand side

Dutch Master Mani

Shit Boston Girls Say

Again...I could not resist. Shockingly accurate.

Bang! Bang!

Amsterdam-based atelier Ted Noten has designed the "dior 001" gun that is part of a larger new series entitled "7 necessities for a women to feel like a woman through the eyes of a man."

This gun discreetly hides an antique hairpin, lipgloss, medicine (read: pill holder), a USB stick (with 'secret information') and a 100 gram sterling silver bar. Its made from a 3D printed nylon body with 18 carat gold details executed through traditional goldsmithing methods. Solid.

The other products in the "7 necessities" series include sunglasses, a bag, bionic arm piece, shawl and more.

I don't even know how to caption this photo

Joey Hudy, an 8th grader from Phoenix, shows off his marshmallow cannon to President Obama at the White House Science Fair.

AWESOME

I haven't shopped at JC Penny before, but I will now.

Now I ain't sayin' she a gold digger....

Red Carpet Manicure is launching their new luxe, limited-edition nail polish, Amor 24, in celebs' Grammy gift bags this weekend.

Red Carpet Manicure has blended fine gold dust with matching pigment into their gel base formula to create a "dripping in gold" look.

The development and production process took three months to get right. Over an ounce of 24K gold dust was used to create the limited-edition polish which will retail for $5,000 a bottle.

While Adele and Lady Gaga are getting the golden treatment in the gifting suite, I'll be at home painting my nails...with polish I bought for $9.99 :)