Saturday, March 3, 2012

I'll be happy to repeat it.

"So what she keeps talking about you and hating on you. What do you think a 'hater’s' job is to do...hate. If you have someone hating on you right now you better think of how to get 5 more people hating on you by Christmas. You need haters to make you stronger. Without haters most people wouldn’t try to become better. Just tell them 'bitch you just hate me because you can’t be me'…” - Katt Williams



#ThisGirlsATen

Orange Ivy?

Snooki has yet to officially confirm she's pregnant, but it seems the cat is out of the bag. Naturally, this has sent the internet into a frenzy. Not only did the pregnancy rumors start trending on Twitter (with hashtags such as #mamasnooks), it also dominated Google search trends. “Snooki pregnant” made the top 10 most-searched list.

So how is this 24 year-old, famous for her "poof" and getting black out-drunk, going to raise a child? I smell a spin-off series for Snooki and her baby daddy Jionni.

And WHAT will this child be like? If apple doesn't fall far from the tree, the child will likely have trouble walking, throw tantrum, get naked in public, eat pickles and struggle with the English language.

Can't wait to see if its a gorilla juice head or Italian princess....errrr, I mean a boy or a girl.

Humble and Hungry

President Obama wants to keep Aziz Ansari humble.

"Malia is a big 'Parks and Recreation' fan," the President revealed Thursday night's fundraiser at ABC Kitchen in NYC. "So having Aziz here is like the only thing she thinks is worth me doing. I want to thank him for what he said earlier. I know he's backstage, but I just want to say that I have more Twitter followers than you, man."

The numbers don't lie...@AzizAnsari: 1,687,739 followers vs. @BarackObama: 12,811,015 followers

"I just want to keep him humble and hungry," Obama continued. "We all need somebody who does that! Fortunately, I have Michelle."


Just a little husky

Friday, March 2, 2012

Like tick tick....

I'm not even sure what this is about but it made me smile :)

Thanks, J-Doggy.

Bad Parent.

I said "FUCK YOU" - are you fucking deaf?!

Wednesday, February 29, 2012

How to Dress a Giant

The USA Olympic Men's Basketball team will try to bring home the gold again at the 2012 Olympic Games in London. Naturally this is a task that requires the a very special uniform.

Nike recently released photos via Twitter of the new uniforms, which are made almost completely from recycled polyester - a nod to environmental friendliness. According to Gizmodo, each jersey top is made with 22 recycled plastic bottles. The shorts weigh only 5 ounces and are comprised of %100 recycled polyester.

The USA Roster features 20 superstars (with one more round of cuts coming towards the end of the NBA regular season).

Guards: Chauncey Billups (Los Angeles Clippers), Chris Paul (Los Angeles Clippers), Kobe Bryant (Los Angeles Lakers), Eric Gordon (New Orleans Hornets), Derrick Rose (Chicago Bulls), Dwayne Wade (Miami Heat), Russell Westbrook (Oklahoma City Thunder), Deron Williams (New Jersey Nets).

Forwards: Carmelo Anthony (New York Knicks), Lebron James (Miami Heat), Chris Bosh (Miami Heat), Kevin Durant (Oklahoma City Thunder), Rudy Gay (Memphis Grizzlies), Andre Iguodala (Philadelphia 76ers), Kevin Love (Minnesota Timberwolves), Lamar Odom (Dallas Mavericks), Blake Griffin (Los Angeles Clippers), LaMarcus Aldridge (Portland Trail Blazers).

Centers: Dwight Howard (Orlando Magic) and Tyson Chandler (New York Knicks)

Too cute

Just a bunch of single girls drinking tea :)



















Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Monday, February 27, 2012

High Fashion Hashtag


Vogue Italia has put a hashtag on their March cover - #OVERTHETOP

Also thrilled to see Joan Small posing on the cover sporting brow-high shadow, bold earrings and some wild nail art. Somehow, Joan makes it work.

According to Fashin, the last time Vogue Italia put a model of color on their cover was back in 2008 (in the famous "all black" issue) -- its about time and she looks fab!

Sunday, February 26, 2012

Starbucks Trenta: Challenge Accepted.



Starbucks has introduced a new size for iced beverages - the TRENTA! Clocking in at a whopping 31oz, the Trenta is not for the casual iced coffee drinker. This is the "Big Gulp" of coffee. It is for the iced coffee fanatic - so I had to try one.

I have to say that my first impression was that anything containing 31 oz of fluid is really more like a bath tub than a plastic cup. It is a small bucket. I felt like an Olsen twin holding that massive Starbucks cup. Truth be told, it was actually a little heavy so I went to work.

The thing about trying make the cup lighter through consumption is....I ended up consuming about 16 oz in 10 minutes. And was WIRED!

The new addition to Starbucks' lineup is 325mL larger than Starbucks' previous largest size, the 20 oz Venti, and only costs an extra 50 cents. But I have to say that nobody needs this much coffee. In fact, the Trenta (916mL) is actually larger than the average capacity of the adult human stomach (900mL). Even for me, this is a little outrageous!

Total consumption time: 2 hours, 40 minutes