Worlds Littlest Comedian Delivers Big Laughs

This kid is just calling it like he sees it #respect

Don't Just Stand There - Bust a Move!

The crowd at the Canucks game went wild on Friday night as this 6 year old busted out some serious moves.

The Canucks need to give him a box seat to every game.

Bad Parent.

I said "FUCK YOU" - are you fucking deaf?!

Cry Baby

The owners of Grant Central Pizza, a casual restaurant in Atlanta, Ga recently attracted lots of attention after printing a notice banning crying children from their restaurant at the bottom of their menu.

The notice reads:

Dear all present and future patrons: GCP is proud of its reputation as a family restaurant, a title that we will work to keep. Unfortunately a number of our diners have posted unpleasant experiences because of crying and unsupervised children. To ensure that all diners have an enjoyable lunch or dinner with us we respectfully ask that parents tend to their crying tots outside.

Grant Central owner Donnie Palmer emphasizes that he was forced to enact an official policy on crying after customers complained about noise...but really?

However controversial, this certainly not the first time the topic has come up. In July, McDain's Restaurant of Monroeville, PA gave noisy kids the boot via an email sent to customers.

Owner Mike Vuick wrote, "Beginning July 16, 2011, McDain's Restaurant will no longer admit children under six years of age. We feel that McDain's is not a place for young children. Their volume can't be controlled and many, many times, they have disturbed other customers."

Also former Top Chef contestant Dale Levitsky banned kids from brunch at his restaurant in March.

Interestingly enough, there is no law preventing restaurants from banning children; however, restaurants cannot ban senior citizens because they are in a protected class under the law.

Kids just can't get no respect.

Wiggle wiggle wiggle wiggle

Hula Hoop Fail

I don't even know how to caption this photo

Joey Hudy, an 8th grader from Phoenix, shows off his marshmallow cannon to President Obama at the White House Science Fair.

Roses are red, violets are Blue...you are lucky to be alive?

Homemade Valentine Checklist

• brightly colored construction paper
• scissors
• markers
• non-toxic paste
• "I Love You"
• A vaguely threatening message
  

Sophia Grace and Rosie Rap :)

Thought we had seen all these tiny tots can do??? Nope.

Check out their most recent performance on Ellen.

Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle

It seemed like a simple enough task.....