Tuesday, March 27, 2012

sexy...kinda

Renowned shoe designer Christian Louboutin has taken Come Fuck Me Pumps to a new level.
For $1400 your shoes can spell the word 'SEX' in Swarovski crystals when you stand with your feet together.

Ladies, as much as I love Christian Louboutin - these are not subtle! If you are looking to unleash your inner Samantha I suggest something that sends a message that is a little less literal.

...I'm not even sure what message these shoes are sending....is this a joke?

Monday, March 26, 2012

Seriously Sticky

You know when you take a sip of your drink and say "man, I wish this tasted more like chicken and waffles!" Yeah, me neither. But someone over at Torani must feel that way....



Introducing Chicken 'n' Waffle syrup - it adds that “is it chicken or is it waffles” allure to cocktails, ya know? Available in April!

This is obviously an awesome complement to that bottle of Bacon syrup that I am sure you ran right out to purchase :)

Fringe? Yes, please!

Fringe...

Noun: An ornamental border of threads left loose or formed into tassels or twists, used to edge clothing or material.

Adjective: Not part of the mainstream; unconventional, peripheral, or extreme


B Brian Atwood, Cassiane Snake-Print Leather Fringe Sandals - $400

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