Off Their Rockers

So excited for Betty Whites's Off Their Rockers tonight. Old people are so funny!

If you haven't seen it yet, you can check out some clips here:

Truuuueee Blood!

Just as I was beginning to itch, HBO has released the first new promo for True Blood's Season 5!

At the end of Season 4, Alcide confessed his true feelings for Sookie, the witch was defeated and Tara took a bullet to the dome! Ouch!

The teaser for Season 5 features our girl Sookie digging a hole.....but why?

She loves sausage

"Its a sausage competition that I judge!"

It was inevitable....

Wesleyan: The Harvard of Central Connecticut

Ouch! Liz Lemon! Locked and loaded.

I spit a story backwards, it starts at the ending

I saw this clip the other night on Conan. Never thought about this before but its sooo weird!

Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long?

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!!

If you like The Office as much as I do....ok, you probably don't, but if you like The Office you will appreciate this.

It looks like I may have found a bigger fan than me - YouTuber Blitzkrieg1981 recreated the entire Dunder-Mifflin offices in Counter-Strike, and now has it as a "playable source map for all of his first-person shooter needs."

The fan says it took him over 500 hours of playing and pausing episodes of the show to get everything just right. As an expert on The Office, I can honestly say it is SHOCKINGLY accurate.

I got the moves like Jagger

You may have seen the video of Aunt Carol dancing to Usher's "You Make Me Wanna" a couple weeks ago. Well, Aunt Carol made an appearance on Ellen this week and got a great surprise - she performed live with Twitch.

This is super cute :)



And if you can't get enough of this sort of thing, The Huff Post compiled an awesome round up of old people getting groovy!

Soft like a Twinkie filling

As a part of her campaign to save the Twinkie, Wendy Williams invited competitive eating legend Takeru Kobayashi onto her show (to attempt set a Guinness World Record for the most Twinkies eaten in one minute.

I was a little disappointed when I learned that Kobayashi didn't have a tremendous mountain to climb as there was no record for most Twinkie's eaten on the books.

The people at Guinness determined that if Kobayashi ate more than four Twinkies in a minute he would own the record. To his credit, Kobayashi crushed a stunning fourteen Twinkies in under a minute.

Who's Your Daddy?

Jane Carrey, daughter of star funnyman Jim Carrey, auditioned for the judges of "American Idol" on Sunday night. Before her audition, the 24-year-old participated in one of the show's trademark pre-recorded packages that highlighted her relationship with her famous father.

J.Lo remembered Jane from her time working with Jim on "In Living Color" - when did she become an old lady????

Jane's rendition of Bonnie Raitt's "Something to Talk About" got her a ticket to Hollywood. I wasn't blown away, but not bad.

You think your so hot, check out Betty’s beat.

"Betty White's Off Their Rockers" is seriously funny, blowing senior stereotypes out of the water. These septuagenarians are on a roll!

America's comedy sweetheart, Betty White, sends her fearless gang of sexy senior citizens to the street for hilarious pranking on the younger generation. This "hidden camera" show is just as funny or funnier than anything we have seen.

White, a seven-time Emmy Award winner, will star in and executive produce the series. "People have been telling me that I'm 'off my rocker' for years," says White. "Now I can prove it!"

In the vein of "Punk'd," the show delivers comedic stunts, candid moments and priceless reactions.

(I was lucky enough to catch the preview last Monday for the pilot but I haven't been able to find a regular air time. Sad face.Will keep checking though)

Wishing Betty a happy 90th bday! And yes, Betty, you are still hot!

Ain't Nothin Like the Love of My Life

Admittedly, I am "late to the party," but it has been brought to my attention that Love & Hip Hop is a highly entertaining television program.

I definitely need to set my DVR to record the season finale - Monday at 8 on VH1

Here are some highlights from this season:

TV Shows - Full Episode Video - Reality TV Shows

This ain't no fashion show mothaf*cka, we live it

"Stand as far away as you can from your mirror and look at yourself through the wrong end of a pair of opera glasses. Do you stand out?" - Miss Piggy

Project Runway has given some of the industries' harshest judges a platform for to rip up-and-coming designers to shreds, but tonights's episode of the newly launched Project Runway All Stars season will feature a particularly outspoken critic - the one and only Miss Piggy!

Miss Piggy will lend her fashion knowledge, and critiques, when the designers are challenged to create a cocktail dress for her. Watch tonight at 9pm on Lifetime :)

Natural Woman

She looks thinner without makeup