Throw some cheese on that bitch, Just bought a Big Mac

Apparently, fast food is bad for your health...but not for the reason you think.

When 37-year-old Evangeline Lucca bypassed the order screen and cut the drive-thru line at McDonalds on Friday afternoon, I bet she didn't know she was in for the shock of her life.

Authorities in Hope Mills, North Carolina reportedly used a stun gun on a Lucca who blocked a McDonald's drive-thru for 20 minutes after employees refused to serve her...because she cut the line pulling directly up to the window.

Lucca was subsequently shocked by deputies and charged with second-degree trespass.

In other frightening fast food news, a British man was attacked in a Glasgow KFC by two teenagers on Friday night. And by "attacked" I mean some kid bit his ear off.

Yep, that's right. The man was standing in line for food when he was confronted by three teenagers. He left without ordering but the harassers followed him out into the parking lot, where one of the teenagers apparently bit off half of the man's ear.

The attackers fled, and the biting victim was sent to a hospital. He had to undergo surgery to mend the ear.